Newton plays Ghost Beaver Kick and occasionally Ghost
Beaver Kick's stunt double.
is so good at playing Ghost Beaver Kick that people
sometimes wonder if Ghost Beaver Kick isn't actually just
pretending to be Adam Newton, and not the other way
around. People think crazy things.
Cerisano plays a series of ninjas, all deceased, in the
Ghost Beaver Kick series. Blake is a professional who
practices his death poses for upwards of eight hours a
Cherry is a well-known and respected actor out of North
Bay, On. He plays American Business, one of the evil
by box turtles, Brian sometimes finds it difficult to come
out of his shell.
McDonald once had a farm with chickens, and dogs, and snow
cows. But then a fiery nation of vowels attacked, and she
was forced to act instead.
can still remember the names of those who took her beloved
McDonald farm from her: e, i, e, i, and o.
Bennett is a Canadian-born actress of English and Irish
descent who pretends to be a German villain named Olga von
Bachstoffer in the Ghost Beaver Kick series.
Lambert spent three years of his life playing Marius M.
Quick (Private Investigator) in The Pasta Killer! A Film
Noir before coming on board to play a French-speaking,
platypus snaring, chain-smoking Quebecois named The
Trapper in the Ghost Beaver Kick series.
think he moved up.
Wes Secord plays the dreaded Seagull King on the Ghost
Beaver Kick series.
a little known fact that Wes can store up to four litres
of water in his upper back, making him great for long
distance trips and impromptu Slip
'n Slide setups.
Hardy plays a ninja in both Ghost Beaver Kick and real
life. Her list of exploits and adventures are so long and
great that even she has forgotten half of them.
she does remember where you left your keys (right couch
cushion), and that in itself is pretty incredible considering
you've probably never met.
McAlear plays a friend Canadian farmer, just planting snow
pea in December in anticipation for a early spring
would like you to know that that Canadian milk is the best
recovery drink after a workout or other physical activity.
The combination of carbohydrates, fat, protein, and other
micronutrients makes Canadian milk the premier recovery
drink, possibly even more effective than commercially
available sports drinks at promoting recovery from
strength and endurance exercise.
Giroux has been a ninja, a Horrid Creature, and a great
big help on the Ghost Beaver Kick series.
once took on an entire nest full of angry wasps in just
his shorts and lost.
Hong plays The Boxer in the Ghost Beaver Kick series.
asked about how she gets into character, Michelle placed a
restraining order and told us never to talk abou---
Campbell has been a ninja, a Horrid Creature, and
occasionally helps support our wavering morals.
in also an archivist, which means he is currently
somewhere in Antarctica, looking for either the Ark of the
Covenant, or the missing characters arcs for everyone in Rogue
One: A Star Wars Story.
wasn't really clear about it.
plays the Blue Briton, and Englishwoman bent on destroying
Ghost Beaver Kick and creating a kidner, gentler, bluer,
was once human until a terrible case of scurvy
necessitated half of her being replaced with robotic
parts, all of which are steam powered.
favourite things are teddy beards, board games, and
healthy living through an all-coal diet.
Galea plays The Seagull King (alongside J Wes Secord).
know facts about Vince: he's a drummer, basketball player,
high-rise architect, ham radio enthusiast, and became an amateur
taxidermist after an unfortunate accident involving a flock of
low-flying pigeons and one overzealous, Vince-piloted riding